Clockpunk, minus the “L”
Just involved in a conversation prompted by Top Chef, having to do with phallic presentation. Someone complained of a lack of finesse; my interlocutor responded with, “With phalluses, there’s usually a lack of finesse.” (Or something to that effect.)
I suggested that this conjured an image of a penis engaged in some kind of precision work, like a penis with a workshop in Switzerland building really, really sophisticated wristwatches, with tongs and picks and whatnot, and a big magnifying glass suspended from an articulated arm that came from over his shoulder, or, I guess, testicles.
“And it would be a steampunk watch.”
“No,” I said, “Since it’s a watch, you could go ahead and make it a clockpunk watch, which has even more authenticity. Plus, you could take out the ‘l,’ and now since it’s a penis-made Swiss movement watch, you’ve got cockpunk.”
Well, I’m sure this will determine my google search hit results for the near future.