Friendly Tentacle Monster http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster The best kind of tentacle monster, when you think about it. Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:06:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Downtown is McDonald’s free… http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/08/downtown-is-mcdonalds-free/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/08/downtown-is-mcdonalds-free/#comments Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:06:57 +0000 Andrew Misc. http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/08/downtown-is-mcdonalds-free/ Burlington no longer has a McDonald’s in its downtown. There isn’t one in the state capital of Montpelier, either. Granted, there’s a couple in South Burlington and one in Barre right next to Montpelier, but it’s still amusing to see one close.

It was an ugly, dingy thing anyway.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/08/downtown-is-mcdonalds-free/feed/ More urban exploration… http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/more-urban-exploration/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/more-urban-exploration/#comments Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:15:40 +0000 Andrew For Nick http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/more-urban-exploration/ I’ve been following Max Action’s stuff since back when it used to get updated regularly.

I wish I were crazy enough to do this sort of thing, too, but I doubt Burlington has either the layout or the size necessary for much of the awe-inspiring.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/more-urban-exploration/feed/ BLDGBLOG: Drains of Canada: An Interview with Michael Cook http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/bldgblog-drains-of-canada-an-interview-with-michael-cook/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/bldgblog-drains-of-canada-an-interview-with-michael-cook/#comments Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:16:43 +0000 Nick Misc. Photography http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/bldgblog-drains-of-canada-an-interview-with-michael-cook/ Okay—a new post, since who am I to resist Hawaiian blog zombies? I absolutely wish I was crazy enough to do this kind of crap. However, I’m guessing that the human element, if nothing else, makes this kind of idiocy more dangerous in my neck of the woods than in Canada.

BLDGBLOG: Drains of Canada: An Interview with Michael Cook

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/05/bldgblog-drains-of-canada-an-interview-with-michael-cook/feed/ I like short words I’ve never heard of. http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/04/i-like-short-words-ive-never-heard-of/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/04/i-like-short-words-ive-never-heard-of/#comments Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:02:32 +0000 Andrew Another Category Wikipedia Trawling http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/04/i-like-short-words-ive-never-heard-of/ Slovenian cave salamanders, anyone?

If it weren’t for it being the featured article, I’m not sure I would have ever found it.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/04/i-like-short-words-ive-never-heard-of/feed/ May a copper-dicked owl take it! http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/03/may-a-copper-dicked-owl-take-it/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/03/may-a-copper-dicked-owl-take-it/#comments Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:20:51 +0000 Andrew God+1 Language http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/03/may-a-copper-dicked-owl-take-it/ Cursing in Slovak and Hungarian for the beginner.

I fuck the world, indeed.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/03/may-a-copper-dicked-owl-take-it/feed/ Clear! http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/clear/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/clear/#comments Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:38:01 +0000 Andrew Nostalgia Language http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/clear/ My ‘okinas aren’t quite right, but this Hawaiian prayer of resuscitation is for the Friendly Tentacle Monster:

‘Aina ka ai, hume ‘ia ka malo, ua ola!

Eat food, gird on the loincloth, [you] are alive!

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/clear/feed/ I should be doing something else, but… http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/i-should-be-doing-something-else-but/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/i-should-be-doing-something-else-but/#comments Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:45:33 +0000 Andrew Misc. http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/i-should-be-doing-something-else-but/ Structured Procrastination, 1995 and 1949.

The more things change…

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/02/i-should-be-doing-something-else-but/feed/ Barabbas, slated to race… http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/01/barabbas-slated-to-race/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/01/barabbas-slated-to-race/#comments Sat, 01 Sep 2007 22:18:08 +0000 Andrew Books and Writing http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/01/barabbas-slated-to-race/ I wonder whether or not I should bring The Master and Margarita with me or not. Somehow, the Jarry provides valuable input.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/09/01/barabbas-slated-to-race/feed/ Then once by man and angels to be seen… http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/08/09/then-once-by-man-and-angels-to-be-seen/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/08/09/then-once-by-man-and-angels-to-be-seen/#comments Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:37:20 +0000 Andrew Cephalopods http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/08/09/then-once-by-man-and-angels-to-be-seen/ Below the thunders of the upper deep;
Far far beneath in the abysmal sea,
His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep
The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee
About his shadowy sides; above him swell
Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;
And far away into the sickly light,
From many a wondrous grot and secret cell
Unnumber’d and enormous polypi
Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.
There hath he lain for ages, and will lie
Battening upon huge seaworms in his sleep,
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

I’m sure Alfred, Lord Tennyson was sick of looking at that damn “teledildonics” nonsense too. Although I suppose his would have been telegraph-controlled and steam-powered. Or perhaps that newfangled internal combustion.

]]> http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2007/08/09/then-once-by-man-and-angels-to-be-seen/feed/ Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/25/boing-boing-xxx-xbox-teledildonics-mod-with-live-video-chat/ http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/25/boing-boing-xxx-xbox-teledildonics-mod-with-live-video-chat/#comments Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:43:08 +0000 Nick Andrew's Mom Toys Kevin's Mom http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/25/boing-boing-xxx-xbox-teledildonics-mod-with-live-video-chat/ Your mom will clearly be taking a bigger interest in gaming…

Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat

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