Your mom will clearly be taking a bigger interest in gaming…

Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat

Interesting. I’d always wondered about this.

Boing Boing: Anti-dance book from 1892: From the Ball-Room to Hell

She knows all the normal mum stuff and then crazy stuff about stuff that normal mums have no idea about, like what to do with a dirty sheep

Kevin’s mom has proven time and again that she knows what to do with a dirty sheep.

Yarn Harlot: If your mum is…

Wait, is that actually crochet? In any case, it’s clear that Kevin’s mom was the model for several.

Art by Deborah Sengl – Fleshbot

Wait…wouldn’t this project assume one of the following:

• You still have, in usable condition, your old superhero underwear
• You would be willing to purchase a new pair of superhero underwear in some kind of retail transaction
• You have access to someone else’s superhero underwear, and are willing to abscond with it.

Boing Boing: HOWTO make a wallet out of Batman underwear

A moment of idle bemusement regarding the online t-shirt industry’s manful efforts to provide the semblance of breasts inside an empty t-shirt led to speculation regarding the next step beyond Dan Savage’s mannequin fetish—a kink for the notional inhabitants of the model-less and manneuqin-less clothing sold online.

Code Monkey like me Jr Ringer Tee > Clothes your mom wouldn’t get | CafePress

I was going to start referring to Kevin’s mom as “Flash drive” for several days, then post this link with the comment, “Kevin’s mom reports data ‘fully functional’.” Then I decided not to.

Boing Boing: Flash drive swells up when filled with data

Huh. That’s a great image, taken directly from the anals—er, annals—of the robotics journal published by Kevin’s mom.

Boing Boing: Japanese robot designed to carry old people

\\\ ROBOT UPRISING ///

Granted some people already embrace our robot enslavers, esp. andrew’s mom who embraces them deep down inside. Posted for cool cover art.

I’m definitely in favor of dangling pots, and your mother, from the ceiling. I also like those wall-mounted knife magnets.

Boing Boing: Pot-hanger in the shape of Chinese symbol for “luck”