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	<title>Friendly Tentacle Monster</title>
	<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster</link>
	<description>The best kind of tentacle monster, when you think about it.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Telescopes Kill Sattelites!</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/28/telescopes-kill-sattelites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>War</category>
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Oh, interesting. The absolutely brilliant and horribly depressing Cold Allies by Patricia Anthony (which I suspect may be considered eerily prophetic in about ten years) made use of sat-killing lasers, although those were in the form factor of self-portable howitzers rather than astronomy installations.

	Starfire Optical Range&#8212;a death ray for science&#8217;s sake &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Oh, interesting. The absolutely brilliant and horribly depressing <cite>Cold Allies</cite> by Patricia Anthony (which I suspect may be considered eerily prophetic in about ten years) made use of sat-killing lasers, although those were in the form factor of self-portable howitzers rather than astronomy installations.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/28/starfire-optical-range-a-death-ray-for-sciences-sake/">Starfire Optical Range&#8212;a death ray for science&#8217;s sake &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>New Scientist Tech - Breaking News - Invention: Password-protected bullets</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/27/new-scientist-tech-breaking-news-invention-password-protected-bullets/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/27/new-scientist-tech-breaking-news-invention-password-protected-bullets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tech</category>
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This is one of those ideas that would almost certainly be more trouble than it is worth.

	New Scientist Tech &#8211; Breaking News &#8211; Invention: Password-protected bullets



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>This is one of those ideas that would almost certainly be more trouble than it is worth.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn9412-invention-passwordprotected-bullets.html">New Scientist Tech &#8211; Breaking News &#8211; Invention: Password-protected bullets</a></p>



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		<title>MAKE: Blog: Origami water bomb</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/21/make-blog-origami-water-bomb/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/21/make-blog-origami-water-bomb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I haven&#8217;t often had the need to make a water balloon, but now I may be on the lookout for an excuse.

	MAKE: Blog: Origami water bomb



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I haven&#8217;t often had the need to make a water balloon, but now I may be on the lookout for an excuse.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/06/origami_water_bomb.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890">MAKE: Blog: Origami water bomb</a></p>



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		<title>The Honest Hypocrite: Japanese War Tubas</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/07/the-honest-hypocrite-japanese-war-tubas/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/07/the-honest-hypocrite-japanese-war-tubas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 15:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Nonlethal weapons</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I want a war tuba!

	The Honest Hypocrite: Japanese War Tubas



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I want a war tuba!</p>

	<p><a href="http://honesthypocrite.blogspot.com/2006/06/japanese-war-tubas.html">The Honest Hypocrite: Japanese War Tubas</a></p>



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		<title>Make a bow for under 20 Bucks</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/01/make-a-bow-for-under-20-bucks/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/01/make-a-bow-for-under-20-bucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>For Kevin</category>
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Am I wrong to be suspicious of the accuracy of such a weapon?

	Make a bow for under 20 Bucks



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Am I wrong to be suspicious of the accuracy of such a weapon?</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.instructables.com/ex/i/48AF1D703E591029AC23001143E7E506/?ALLSTEPS">Make a bow for under 20 Bucks</a></p>



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		<title>Boing Boing: Typists&#8217; gas-mask from 1935</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/28/boing-boing-typists-gas-mask-from-1935/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/28/boing-boing-typists-gas-mask-from-1935/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 09:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I want one.

	Boing Boing: Typists&#8217; gas-mask from 1935



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I want one.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/28/typists_gasmask_from.html">Boing Boing: Typists&#8217; gas-mask from 1935</a></p>



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		<title>&#8216;Wings&#8217; to carry paratroopers 200km. 27/05/2006. ABC News Online</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/27/wings-to-carry-paratroopers-200km-27052006-abc-news-online/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/27/wings-to-carry-paratroopers-200km-27052006-abc-news-online/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 17:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Wait&#8230;.the firm&#8217;s name is &#8220;Elektroniksystem und Logistik and Draeger&#8221;?

	&#8216;Wings&#8217; to carry paratroopers 200km. 27/05/2006. ABC News Online




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Wait&#8230;.the firm&#8217;s name is &#8220;Elektroniksystem <em>und</em> Logistik <em>and</em> Draeger&#8221;?</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200605/s1648903.htm">&#8216;Wings&#8217; to carry paratroopers 200km. 27/05/2006. ABC News Online</a></p>




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		<title>India announces plans to develop robot army - Engadget</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/18/india-announces-plans-to-develop-robot-army-engadget/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/18/india-announces-plans-to-develop-robot-army-engadget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 15:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>War</category>
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	AAARGH! The sandhi-bots are coming! The euphonization is upon us!!

	India announces plans to develop robot army &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>AAARGH! The sandhi-bots are coming! The euphonization is upon us!!</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/05/18/india-announces-plans-to-develop-robot-army/">India announces plans to develop robot army &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>Anonymous UN diplomats claims: Highly enriched uranium found in Iran - Wikinews</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/13/anonymous-un-diplomats-claims-highly-enriched-uranium-found-in-iran-wikinews/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/13/anonymous-un-diplomats-claims-highly-enriched-uranium-found-in-iran-wikinews/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 17:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Ah, how comforting.

	Anonymous UN diplomats claims: Highly enriched uranium found in Iran &#8211; Wikinews



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Ah, how comforting.</p>

	<p><a href="http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Anonymous_UN_diplomats_claims:_Highly_enriched_uranium_found_in_Iran">Anonymous UN diplomats claims: Highly enriched uranium found in Iran &#8211; Wikinews</a></p>



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		<title>Boing Boing: British farmer supplies gallows to totalitarian governments</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/11/boing-boing-british-farmer-supplies-gallows-to-totalitarian-governments/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/05/11/boing-boing-british-farmer-supplies-gallows-to-totalitarian-governments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 21:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;

	The execution equipment he says he sells ranges from single gallows, at about &#163;12,000 each, to &#8220;Multi-hanging Execution Systems&#8221; mounted on lorry trailers, costing about &#163;100,000.

	You&#8217;ve got to be shitting me. Do these gallows feature automated noose-tying and a dock to charge your fucking iPod? Do they output 1080p video? I call on MAKE [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I&#8217;m sorry&#8230;</p>

	<p><blockquote>The execution equipment he says he sells ranges from single gallows, at about &#163;12,000 each, to &#8220;Multi-hanging Execution Systems&#8221; mounted on lorry trailers, costing about &#163;100,000.</blockquote></p>

	<p>You&#8217;ve got to be shitting me. Do these gallows feature automated noose-tying and a dock to charge your fucking iPod? Do they output 1080p video? I call on MAKE magazine to do an issue on DIY execution equipment. Better yet, let&#8217;s start an open-source gallows project&#8230;</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/11/british_farmer_suppl.html">Boing Boing: British farmer supplies gallows to totalitarian governments</a></p>



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