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	<title>Friendly Tentacle Monster</title>
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	<description>The best kind of tentacle monster, when you think about it.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/25/boing-boing-xxx-xbox-teledildonics-mod-with-live-video-chat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Andrew's Mom</category>
	<category>Toys</category>
	<category>Kevin's Mom</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Your mom will clearly be taking a bigger interest in gaming&#8230;

	Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Your mom will clearly be taking a bigger interest in gaming&#8230;</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/25/xxxxbox_teledildonic.html">Boing Boing: XXX-XBOX: teledildonics mod with live video chat</a></p>



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		<title>Hot hot optimus mini porn</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/21/hot-hot-optimus-mini-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Sci/Tech/Etc.</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	YouTube &#8211; Gizmodo: Optimus Mini Keyboard, Slot Machine



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcNwu7bw6yw">YouTube &#8211; Gizmodo: Optimus Mini Keyboard, Slot Machine</a></p>



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		<title>THE WAR AGAINST THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON - Engadget</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/17/the-war-against-the-caps-lock-key-is-on-engadget/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tech</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Caps lock is annoying, but nowhere near as annoying (and useless) as scroll lock.

	THE WAR AGAINST THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Caps lock is annoying, but nowhere near as annoying (and useless) as scroll lock.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/17/the-war-against-the-caps-lock-key-is-on/">THE WAR AGAINST THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS ON &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>Quick! Bring me some mammoth sperm!</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/08/16/quick-bring-me-some-mammoth-sperm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 13:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Experiment on frozen sperm raises hopes of &#8220;restoring&#8221; extinct mammals &#8211; Wikinews



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Experiment_on_frozen_sperm_raises_hopes_of_%22restoring%22_extinct_mammals">Experiment on frozen sperm raises hopes of &#8220;restoring&#8221; extinct mammals &#8211; Wikinews</a></p>



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		<title>Boing Boing: Stephen Hawking turns to Yahoo Answers for help</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/07/06/boing-boing-stephen-hawking-turns-to-yahoo-answers-for-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	What the fuck?

	Boing Boing: Stephen Hawking turns to Yahoo Answers for help



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>What the fuck?</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/06/stephen_hawking_turn.html">Boing Boing: Stephen Hawking turns to Yahoo Answers for help</a></p>



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		<title>Telescopes Kill Sattelites!</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/28/telescopes-kill-sattelites/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 22:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>War</category>
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Oh, interesting. The absolutely brilliant and horribly depressing Cold Allies by Patricia Anthony (which I suspect may be considered eerily prophetic in about ten years) made use of sat-killing lasers, although those were in the form factor of self-portable howitzers rather than astronomy installations.

	Starfire Optical Range&#8212;a death ray for science&#8217;s sake &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Oh, interesting. The absolutely brilliant and horribly depressing <cite>Cold Allies</cite> by Patricia Anthony (which I suspect may be considered eerily prophetic in about ten years) made use of sat-killing lasers, although those were in the form factor of self-portable howitzers rather than astronomy installations.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/28/starfire-optical-range-a-death-ray-for-sciences-sake/">Starfire Optical Range&#8212;a death ray for science&#8217;s sake &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>New Scientist Tech - Breaking News - Invention: Password-protected bullets</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/27/new-scientist-tech-breaking-news-invention-password-protected-bullets/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/27/new-scientist-tech-breaking-news-invention-password-protected-bullets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tech</category>
	<category>Violent</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This is one of those ideas that would almost certainly be more trouble than it is worth.

	New Scientist Tech &#8211; Breaking News &#8211; Invention: Password-protected bullets



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>This is one of those ideas that would almost certainly be more trouble than it is worth.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn9412-invention-passwordprotected-bullets.html">New Scientist Tech &#8211; Breaking News &#8211; Invention: Password-protected bullets</a></p>



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		<title>Dekra D-Drive bike trades the chain for direct-drive - Engadget</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/21/dekra-d-drive-bike-trades-the-chain-for-direct-drive-engadget/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/21/dekra-d-drive-bike-trades-the-chain-for-direct-drive-engadget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Tech</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This seems like a good idea, though I don&#8217;t really know anything about it.

	Dekra D-Drive bike trades the chain for direct-drive &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>This seems like a good idea, though I don&#8217;t really know anything about it.</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/21/dekra-d-drive-bike-trades-the-chain-for-direct-drive/">Dekra D-Drive bike trades the chain for direct-drive &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>USB teddy bear holds data, scares children - Engadget</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/18/usb-teddy-bear-holds-data-scares-children-engadget/</link>
		<comments>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/18/usb-teddy-bear-holds-data-scares-children-engadget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Toys</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Oh, slick. You could have even more fun with a DIY toy more intrinsically interesting than a bear; for example, a knit zombie. (I still don&#8217;t get why it&#8217;s &#8220;Dawn of the Knitted Dead&#8221; rather than &#8220;Knit of the Living Dead.&#8221;)

	USB teddy bear holds data, scares children &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Oh, slick. You could have even more fun with a DIY toy more intrinsically interesting than a bear; for example, a <a href="http://electricbiscuitonline.blogspot.com/2005/10/dawn-of-knitted-dead.html">knit zombie.</a> (I still don&#8217;t get why it&#8217;s &#8220;Dawn of the Knitted Dead&#8221; rather than &#8220;Knit of the Living Dead.&#8221;)</p>

	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/18/usb-teddy-bear-holds-data-scares-children/">USB teddy bear holds data, scares children &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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		<title>MIT developing hairy capacitors, Duracell Bunny weeps - Engadget</title>
		<link>http://kukkurovaca.textdriven.com/friendlytentaclemonster/2006/06/09/mit-developing-hairy-capacitors-duracell-bunny-weeps-engadget/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Mad Science</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	MIT developing hairy capacitors, Duracell Bunny weeps &#8211; Engadget



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2006/06/09/mit-developing-hairy-capacitors-duracell-bunny-weeps/">MIT developing hairy capacitors, Duracell Bunny weeps &#8211; Engadget</a></p>



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